Toilet Golf Mini Game Set Novva Living

Toilet Golf Mini Game Set

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Toilet Golf Mini Game Set Novva Living

Toilet Golf Mini Game Set

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Toilet Golf Mini Game Set.

The ultimate novelty gift for golf lovers — a mini putting green that sets up next to the toilet so you can practise your short game whenever nature calls. 31" putting mat, extendable putter, golf ball, flag, hole, and door hanger included. Colour box packaging, gift-ready from the box.

31"Putting Mat
25.8"Extendable Putter
5Pieces Included
PVCLightweight Material
Guaranteed LaughThe gift that always gets a reaction
Gift-Ready PackagingColour box, no wrapping needed
Complete SetMat, putter, ball, flag & door hanger
For Any GolferBirthdays, Secret Santa & more
01Guaranteed Laugh — The Novelty Gift That Always Lands

A toilet golf set is one of those gifts that produces an immediate and genuine reaction the moment it’s unwrapped — it’s funny, it’s unexpected, and unlike most novelty gifts it’s actually usable on a daily basis. The kind of gift that gets talked about at the party, photographed, and remembered long after everything else has been forgotten. A reliable crowd-pleaser for birthdays, Secret Santa rounds, office gift exchanges, and stocking fillers — equally effective for golf fans who will appreciate the joke and for non-golfers who will find the whole concept absurd in the best possible way. If you need a gift that will definitely get a laugh, this is it.

0231" Putting Mat — Generously Sized for a Real Putt

The 31.1" × 27.17" putting mat is large enough to sit comfortably beside a standard toilet without needing to be folded, creased, or forced into a space it doesn’t fit — a proper mini putting green rather than a token-sized square of green felt that barely qualifies as a mat. Large enough to give a genuine putting challenge with some distance between the ball and the hole, and textured to provide realistic resistance that makes the game more satisfying to play. Small enough to roll up and store easily when not in use, and the right size to display next to the toilet without dominating the floor space of the room.

03Extendable Putter — 25.8" Playing Length, 16" Stored

The extendable putter reaches 25.8" for comfortable play from a seated or standing position and collapses to 16.14" for compact storage — no awkward full-length handle to deal with when the set is packed away or stored in the bathroom cabinet between sessions. The telescoping mechanism is straightforward to extend and collapse, and the lightweight PVC construction keeps the whole set easy to handle, set up, and put away without any tools, assembly, or effort. The extendable design is what makes this genuinely practical as a bathroom accessory rather than a one-time novelty that gets used once and relegated to a cupboard.

04Complete Set, Gift-Ready — Everything Included in the Box

The set arrives in colour box packaging that is designed to be given as a gift without any additional wrapping, bags, or presentation required — buy it, hand it over, watch the reaction. Everything needed to play is included in the box: the putting mat, extendable putter, golf ball, flag and hole unit, and a door hanger so the recipient can let everyone know the bathroom is occupied and serious practice is underway. A complete, self-contained novelty gift set with no missing pieces, no batteries required, and no assembly needed beyond unrolling the mat and extending the putter.

Product Specifications
Putting Mat31.1" × 27.17"
Putter Length25.8" Extended · 16.14" Collapsed
Golf Ball1.5" diameter
Flag & Hole4.33" × 7.60"
Door Hanger2.56" × 8.35"
Box Dimensions5.91" × 2.17" × 16.93"
MaterialPVC
PackagingColour Box — Gift Ready
Suitable ForAdults and Teens
Best ForBirthdays · Secret Santa · Office Gifts · Stocking Fillers · Golf Fans
In the BoxPutting Mat · Extendable Putter · Golf Ball · Flag & Hole · Door Hanger
  • Golf fans: the obvious recipient — they’ll appreciate the joke because they’ll already know exactly how much time is spent thinking about their short game, and the idea of practising during a bathroom break will resonate immediately.
  • Office colleagues: a reliable Secret Santa or work gift exchange option in the £10 price range that is funny, inoffensive, and genuinely usable rather than another mug or desk toy that goes straight in a drawer.
  • Birthday and Christmas gifts: works as a standalone gift for anyone with a sense of humour about golf or about novelty gifts in general, and as a stocking filler or add-on gift where something small and funny is needed alongside a more serious present.
  • Non-golfers: the joke works just as well for people who have never played golf — the absurdity of a putting green next to the toilet is funny regardless of whether the recipient knows what a birdie is.
  • Unroll the putting mat and place it on the floor beside the toilet — no adhesive, fixings, or tools required. The mat sits flat on most bathroom floor surfaces without curling or sliding under normal use.
  • Position the flag and hole unit at the far end of the mat, in the marked hole position.
  • Extend the putter to full length (25.8") by pulling the telescoping sections apart until they lock. To collapse, press the release and push the sections back together to 16.14" for storage.
  • Place the golf ball on the mat and hang the door hanger on the bathroom door handle to signal that serious sporting activity is in progress.
  • To store, collapse the putter, roll up the mat, and return everything to the colour box — the box is sized to hold all components and can be stored in a bathroom cabinet or on a shelf.
No batteries, assembly, or tools required. The full setup takes under 60 seconds.
  • Secret Santa and office gift exchanges: hits the typical £10 price point, is funny without being offensive, and works for any recipient regardless of gender, age, or whether they play golf.
  • Birthday gifts: a reliable add-on to a main gift or a standalone present for someone who is easy to buy for but where a bit of humour in the choice is appreciated.
  • Christmas stocking fillers: the box dimensions make it a natural stocking filler shape and size — long, slim, and light, with a colour box that presents well without additional wrapping.
  • Father’s Day: a consistent top-performer in the novelty gift category for Father’s Day, particularly for golf-playing fathers or fathers-in-law where a funny gift is more appropriate than a sentimental one.
The colour box packaging means this can be handed over as a gift directly from the box — no additional wrapping, bag, or presentation required.
  • Putting mat: 31.1" × 27.17" green felt putting surface with hole marked at the far end.
  • Extendable putter: telescoping PVC putter, 25.8" extended, 16.14" collapsed.
  • Golf ball: 1.5" diameter mini golf ball sized for the putting mat and hole.
  • Flag and hole unit: 4.33" × 7.60" flag and cup that sits over the hole on the mat to mark the target.
  • Door hanger: 2.56" × 8.35" — hang on the bathroom door handle to indicate the room is in use for important sporting activity.
Novelty Gift · Mini Putting · Golf Fan Essential

“Every golfer knows the bathroom break is wasted time — a putting green next to the toilet turns it into practice time.”

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Toilet Golf Mini Game Set

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